Zephyr

Zephyr (also known as "Zephyr Snow", "ZephyrSnoww", "Zeph", and lots of other made-up bullshit) is a streamer, programmer, content creator, musician, and the owner of Zephyr's Garden.

Early Life

Zephyr was grown in a test tube at the University of Alaska Fairbanks using cells found frozen 22 meters deep in Mendenhall Glacier at some point in the early 2000's. Early in April of 2004, an unknown series of events led to large explosion in the Laurence Irving Building on the UAF campus, destroying much of the research around the experiment.

On June 21st, 2007, a young Zephyr was found over a thousand miles away, scampering around the Pipeline Skate Park in Juneau. After Zephyr was taken into custody, a family volunteered to care for and raise her. Initially, officials declined the offer, wanting to research and understand Zephyr better. However, after the fourth instance of Zephyr escaping by squeezing through the bars of her holding cell (she was very small), officials agreed the resources required were too great and agreed to give the family custody of Zephyr.

Zephyr quickly took a liking to technology, and music in particular. On October 22nd, 2009, she became the first to ever full combo all released songs on Rock Band (iOS).

In January of 2010, Zephyr was relocated to the Los Alamos National Laboratory for radiological research after a trail of radioactivity was discovered tracing the path Zephyr presumably took from the campus of UAF to Juneau.

On June 26, 2011, Zephyr was brought into the Santa Fe National Forest as part of a research initiative by LANL scientists. It is unknown what events transpired, as a fire broke out at approximately 1:00 pm Mountain Daylight Time and burned all documents recorded that morning. This fire eventually became the Las Conchas Fire, leading to the evacuation of Los Alamos and the destruction of more than 150,000 acres of land.

Sometime in 2013, Zephyr began taking an interest in content creation, and began producing videos. These videos were primarily related to video games, but occasionally strayed into other topics.

In June of 2014, Zephyr went missing, and was eventually found in the Oval Office of the White House. She evaded capture by authorities and began roaming Washington D.C.. Zephyr remained at large for over 3 years before being caught and relocated back to Los Alamos in late 2017.

Independent Life and Content Creation

In late 2022 and early 2023, Zephyr began uploading videos to YouTube under the username "zephyrsnoww".

In 2024, lab director Thomas Mason cut all funding related to Zephyr research, citing "a complete lack of any usable information ... from 14 years of research." As a result, Zephyr was released, and moved to New York City.

In 2025, Zephyr was forcefully removed from New York City after taking a bite out of the big apple. After wandering aimlessly for a few days, she moved to Portland, Oregon, where she currently resides.