Kit

Kit Astrophey, also known as Kit or meow_moment, is a sentient cloud of fog known for being tupid and ridiculous. She is a known associate of Zephyr and should not be trusted.

Personality

Kit is a very laid-back and chillaxed individual. She is known for saying some of the stupidest shit ever and going to hysterics at completely benign imagery. She rarely takes anything seriously, and is widely hated for extorting Zephyr's audience for sandwich money and counting.

Physiology

Despite appearing as a vaguely feline anthro of some description, Kit is actually a sentient cloud of fog that simply chooses to be in the shape of a cat-goat-fox hybrid. Scientists have speculated that she may be a philosophical zombie that only appears to have internality, a hypothesis that Kit herself has refuted as "bogus," though she also said it "would be hot though" and then started sarcastically pretending to not feel pain. She is able to transform into any number of forms, though cats are her favorite to present as. The smaller a form she takes the denser the fog has to become, so there are both upper and lower size limits to her transformations. She has also demonstrated the ability to alter the PH level of her mist, and also the ability to seep into electronic devices and control them from within.

Biography

The cloud of fog that comprises Kit's form is believed to originate from a fog bank in San Francisco, CA, in early 2004. it is unknown how quickly the attached consciousness developed, nor how it came to become so sicking twisted. What is known is that she was detained by a group of scientists and run through a battery of weird psychedelic mk ultra shit that conditioned her mind into a labyrinth of nonsense. But she's fine, though.

Over this time Kit would hone the abilities granted by her cloudliness, which included escaping captivity repeatedly and very easily. In addition to escaping through ventilation systems and gaps in walls, she also found herself able to locate a hairline fracture into the shattered and slip through it. She adapted well to traveling through the shattered, and eventually found herself in Zephyr's Garden.

Time In The Garden

The first recorded instance of Kit in the garden was of her condensing out of fog and accidentally jumpscaring Eris. After recovering, Eris and Kit shot the shit for a little bit and Eris determined she was chill to allow in the garden.

At no point did Kit introduce herself in the garden, instead she would just show up places or wander around, often watching from a distance and then vanishing when people would get close, leading them to believe she was some manner of ghost, spirit, or zodiac killer. Despite her skittish nature, she developed a close friendship with zephyr and now the two are awesome besties yay style.

List Of Evil Deeds

While joining Zephyr on a Voices Of The Void stream, Kit extorted Zephyr's viewer base for twenty dollars, saying that if she did so she would eat a sandwich on stream. She was given the twenty dollars and, instead of eating the sandwich with her face cam on, sent in photos of the sandwich in various stages of being eaten while the visage of Mr. Incredible loomed in the background. The sandwich was ham and cheese.

On a later VOTV stream, Zephyr left to go make Pasta, setting a seven minute timer for when it would be done. Kit proceeded to count the entire seven minutes, and chat hated it despite the fact that she was perfectly on time.

Kit has reportedly assisted notable figure Santa Claus in committing adultery, though sources for this are unconfirmed.

Kit has compared herself to Zohran Mamdani for her intent to create a public transit system for the garden, but progress on said transit system has not even started. Just another false promise, it's really sad.