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Gendermutt

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> The following report has been shared with the Zenith Project by the local universe's containment and cataloguing group (or equivalent), known as THE FOUNDATION. The data request was made following Zenith's encounter with the subject and made in accordance with Tear minimization protocols. THE FOUNDATION has been properly compensated for this data.


Item #: SCP-4511


Object Class: Posum


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4511 is currently lost in the Michigan wilderness. Recovery is ongoing.


Description: SCP-4511, also know as Jade, also also known as gendermutt, is an unnaturally large Virginia opossum capable of complex thought (for a possum) and speech. SCP-4511's pronouns are xe/xer, it/its, and she/her. Xe is most well known for being posum and is a known member of Zephyr's Garden. SCP-4511 was first encountered by Foundation personnel on 05/11/2001 in Valencia, California, before quickly being lost after a comical altercation involving a banana peel. She was sporadically spotted within various locations within Los Angeles County for the next few years before suddenly appearing in the Detroit suburb of Gross Pointe, Michigan in 2006. SCP-4511 would terrorize the wealthy residents of the area for several years, before moving on to several other suburbs within the Metro Detroit area, usually residing in trailer parks and condominiums. Sometime between 2011 and 2014 SCP-4511 would vanish from the Metro Detroit area, and the state of Michigan as a whole, reappearing in the city of Kannapolis in the state of North Carolina. It would remain here shortly, terrorizing the local residents, before moving on first to Charlotte and then Concord.

In late 2015 SCP-4511 would return to Michigan within the Detroit suburb of Warren for a single year before making a very long journey north to the town of █████ in late 2016. She would remain here from the next three years, becoming the bane of the racist hick inhabitants of the town and the surrounding county. In early 2019 SCP-4511 would have an altercation with ████ █████, and flee the state once more to the city of Lancaster, California. It was here that Foundation personnel witnessed SCP-4511 undergo what they reported as a "strange evolution." It would only remain here for a single year, before once again returning to the Warren, Michigan in 2020, where it would harass a local Speedway gas station for the next 2 years. Xe would then return to █████, where she still resides within as of 4/28/2025, harassing the locals once again from a Family Dollar on the town's main street.